Regret

Clearly has the biggest dick on all of MRP. Gave lots head to Ethan Greshnev and later got banned by him for cheating. Even though it was just console commands. Regret's Nicknames include "Big Daddy Afro", "SkaDoo" and how could we forget "Gorbachev Black." He's sucked off the leader of every faction he's been in and has been in a gang-bang with all staff member. Although, everyone is too afraid to admit it because he's only like 5 years old, they actually love him and cherish him and want to be his best friend. He is pretty cool if you ask me, but is pretty cringe sometimes probably on account of his young age. He can do over 500 WPM and everyone remembers his video that went viral "Girl Gamer's Only Bro", and to remember his good deeds we have put a link to the video right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3vgK1XQsE4&list=UU92g0x--Ha9McKuwqf3TWyA&index=31.

And to further this tradition of remember him, and to show how much everyone loved him we have put a gift that was given to him mid-augest, lets have a look. l SSO Operative Regret was banned by SSO COL Ethan Greshnev for 99 Years. Reason: Cheating

P.S. He smells like piss